G The Saint Report is a (sometimes irreverent) daily newsletter-event calendar-birthday list-humor essay (or not so humorous). Also a more-or-less complete listing of saints celebrating feast days, thus the title.
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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sitting in front of it?
July
1 - Blueberries July
2 - What Goes
Up July
3 - Thomases, Jim Morrison,
and National Hot Dog Month July
4 - Little Lloyd July
5 - Meat with
Names July
6 - Janet Leigh and Louis
Pasteur July
7 - Turkey
Capital of the World: The Fight for the Title July
8 - (Saints
and birthdays only) July
9 - The Slime
Line July
10 - Wyoming Statehood July
11 - Thomas Bowdler,
Tab Hunter, and Saint Benedict July
12 - Walden with Guns July
13 - (Saints and birthdays
only) July
14 - Ice: A Frozen Stream of Consciousness July
15 - Margarine Part I July
16 - Margarine - Part
II July
17 - Lard: It's What's for Dinner July
18 - Steve
Forbes, Hunter S. Thompson, Baby Food Festival July
19 - Vikki Carr
and the Women's Rights Convention at Seneca Falls July
20 - Sir Edmund
Hillary, George Mallory, and Mount Everest July
21 - Frances Folsom Cleveland and Baby
Ruth July
22 - Pied Piper Day - July 22, 1376 July
23 - (Saints only) July
24 - (Saints only) July
25 - Saint Christopher, Andrea
Doria, Kineamora, Hubris, Touch Wood July
26 - Saint Anne, Mick Jagger, Chincoteague
Pony Penning
July
27 - World's Largest Lobster, Etc.
July 28 - (Saints and Birthdays Only)
July
29 - (Saints only)
July
30 - Dick "Don't Squeeze the
Charmin" Wilson (Mr. Whipple)
July
31 - A Snake Tale
August
2 - When I Grow
Up I Want to be Miss Gizzard August
3 - Scopes
Trial, Gallup Poll, Harper's Index August
4 - Braham Pie
Day, The Queen Mum, Arafat, Billy Joe Thornton August
5 - (Saints and birthdays
only) August
6 - Saint
Sixtus, Robert Mitchum, What to Do With My Ashes August
7 - Saint Hugolina, David
Duchovny, Some Hot Links August
8 - Esther
Hobart McQuigg Slack Morris, Wyoming Statehood August
9 - (Saints
only) August
10 - National Blueberry
Festival, The Lovin' Spoonful, Arlo August
11 - Saint Clare
of Assisi and Phind a Phobia August
12 - (Saints only) August
13 - Accordion Madness
and Saint Hippolytus August
14 - Poetry Appreciation
for the Young and Ghoulish August
15 - Mike Connors, Princess
Anne, Woodstock August
16 - Fess Parker, Elvis
and the Harmonica Virgins August
17 - Sour Herring Premiere & The Story of Lutefisk August
18 - Birth Control (short) August
19 - Gene Roddenberry,
Mondegreens August
20 - Patty Fox and the Strange Story of
the Safeway Kittens August
21 - Why Bisbee? August
22 - (Saints only) August
23 - (Saints only) August
24 - (Saints only) August
25 - (Saints only) August
26 - (Saints only) August
27 - (Saints only) August
28 - (Saints only) August
29 - (Saints only) August
30 - (Saints only) August
31 - (Saints and birthdays only)
September
1 - The
only thing you can't use is the squeal September
2 - (Saints only) September
3 - (Saints only) September
4 - Mitzi
Gaynor and My Mother's Birthday September
5 - What the Heck is a Buck Rag? September
6 - Jane
Curtin and Popcorn and Microwave Ovens September
7 - Jerusalem
Crickets and Horsehair Worms September
8 - Ratfish,
Chimaera, and Miss America September
9 - The Toilet Chronicles September
10 - More About the Shelter
September
11 - (Saints only)
September
12 - (Saints only) September
13 - (Saints only) September
14 - (Saints only) September
15 - (Saints only) September
16 - (Saints only)
September
17 - (Saints and birthdays
only) September
18 - (Saints only) September
19 - Talk Like A Pirate Day September
20 - (Saints only) September
21 - (Saints only) September
22 - Tacy Richardson's Ride? September
23 - (Saints only) September
24 - (Saints only) September
25 - Hiker: Another Thing I'm
Not September
26 - (Saints and birthdays only) September
27 - Preston County Buckwheat
Festival September
28 - Al Capp and Brigitte Bardot September
29 - (Saints only) September
30 - (Saints only
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