February 14 - Should You Pick Up a Book or HIM?

Goatview Farm - The Saint Report

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February 14
Library Lovers' Month:
Should You Pick Up a Book or HIM?

	Book	Man
Usually not as interesting as the cover	No	Yes
Complains because you have dogs in the bed, too	No	Yes
Creates an ongoing expense	No	Yes
Requires makeup and dieting	No	Yes
Good traveler	Yes	No
Must be fed periodically	No	Yes
Can be discussed with enjoyment by others	Yes	No
Improved by good vision	Yes	No
Improved by bad vision	No	Yes
Can create messes larger than itself	No	Yes
Likely to end badly	No	Yes
Easy to get rid of if it turns out to be boring	Yes	No
Has an intrinsic market value	Yes	No
Can be used as a hotpad	Yes	No

Saints celebrating feast days today include Saint Valentine (patron saint of beekeepers, affianced couples, and the young, invoked against epilepsy, fainting, and the plague and for a happy marriage), Saints Cyril, Monk, and Methodius, and Saint John Baptist of the Conception (John Garcia).

Birthdays: Carl Bernstein (1944, Washington, DC).

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