May
10 For
the Person Who Has Everything
or
Plastics Make It Possible
The
1992 Iggie for Art was presented to "Jim Knowlton, Renaissance
man, for his classic anatomy poster 'Penises
of the Animal Kingdom,' and to the U.S. National Endowment for
the Arts for encouraging Mr. Knowlton to extend his work in the form
of a pop-up book." [2006 Update: It seems incredible, but this poster cannot be found anywhere at any price. Judging from the number of hits this page gets, there is a market.]
And
speaking of the you-know-whats of the animal kingdom, I was over at
my friend
Sherrie's house when UPS delivered the artificial insemination kit
for her sow. This isn't something one sees every day. The tube used
to do the insemination looked like a small auger, threaded at the
business end.
"Does
that mean...." I ventured, too astonished to continue.
"Well,"
said Sherry, "I guess that is what the inside of the sow is like...it
is exactly what the boar is like."
Ain't
evolution grand? How the heck did any animal ever evolve something
like that and why? If it were of great survival benefit, why don't
all the guys have one? Oh, the questions...the mind reels. For instance,
do the "threads" go the other direction south of the equator?
Guess we now know where there term "screw" came from.
Just
so you won't be filled with questions yourself, I will describe the
hog AI experience from the human viewpoint. Sherry put a big dish
of food in front of the sow which kept the pig very happy while Sherry
twisted the hollow tube in and pushed on the plunger, which moved
the semen into the vagina. Three months, three weeks, and three days
later....piglets. Lots easier than dealing with a boar:
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Saints
who have feast days today include Antoninus of Florence (really truly
also called Little Anthony), Gordian, Epimachus, Calepodius, Alphius,
Job (invoked against depression and ulcers), Cyrinus, Philadelphus,
Catald (invoked against drought, hernia, and storms), Conleth, Isidore
the Laborer, Solangia (or Solange, patron of children, shepherds--invoked
for or against rain), and John of Avila.
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Celebrating
May 10th birthdays are or were John Wilkes Booth (1838), David O.
Selznick (1902), and Donovan ("Mellow Yellow," 1943).
Stonewall
Jackson died on this day in 1863 and Paul Revere in 1818.
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Victoria
Woodhull (of whom I was totally ignorant until writing this report)
was nominated for President of the United States on this day in 1872,
and in 1931 golf-ball-sized hail fell in Burlington, New Jersey.